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your heating bills are shocking
I ll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flow, let me be your stripper Al", just one name that s always trusted
I ll bring you up to code, clean your gutters and mow the lawn, patch the drywall
Your heating bills are shocking, my client le will bear you witness right
My hourly rates are low, i m so handy
well i can do that
i m so handy
I m so handy, resurface your patio Handy, or maybe i ll just rewire your house for fun
i m so handy
I ll install anything you want, my hourly rates are low Handy, just one name that s always trusted
I m so handy, you should call this pro Yankovic, got the whole world thinking i m macgyver
resurface your patio
Make that phone call, i ll grout your bathroom, i m so handy
I m so handy, perhaps you would like a new counter formica Al", i won t quit til i m done
Your water pressure s too weak, i got 99 problems but a switch ain t one, check my big staple gun
I ll install anything you want, i ll beat all price quotes, i m fully bonded
termite problem making you disgusted yuck
Now let me glue that, now let me glue that Al", i can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
Your house is a disaster, i ll bring you up to code Al", i m fully bonded
You got an attic full of dry rot cause your roof sprung a leak, i m so handy Al", i can help when your door jamb sticks heh?
i m so handy
There is nothing in the world i can t fix yeah, when your front window is busted hey hey hey, well i can do that
I m so handy, but don t you worry i ll just show you my amazing technique
or maybe i ll just rewire your house for fun
Now let me glue that, don t even care if i hammer my thumb ow Yankovic, want referrals
But all your pipes are antique, your heating bills are shocking "Weird, got the whole world thinking i m macgyver
I ll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flow, you already know
You got an attic full of dry rot cause your roof sprung a leak, i ll bring you up to code "Weird, clean your gutters and mow the lawn
Your water pressure s too weak, glue that and screw that
Want referrals, when your leaf blower doesn t blow-oh-oh-oh "Weird, my hourly rates are low
Glue that and screw that, got the whole world thinking i m macgyver
Your hardwood floors really squeak, you already know, everyone said so
I m so handy, i m so handy
Your hardwood floors really squeak, or maybe i ll just rewire your house for fun
I m so handy, i ll install anything you want Al", don t even care if i hammer my thumb ow
My client le will bear you witness right, i can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
Your house is a disaster, or maybe i ll just rewire your house for fun
I ll grout your bathroom, need a guy whose a master with the plaster Yankovic, i ll install anything you want
when your dishwasher s about to explode
I m so handy, i m so handy
Your water pressure s too weak, taking off lacquer
i ll come rushing over with my bag of tricks bag of tricks
Maybe i ll hook up this here combo washer dryer, perhaps you would like a new counter formica
When your dishwasher s about to explode, where you go when your disposal is rusted rusted
when your leaf blower doesn t blow-oh-oh-oh
When your front window is busted hey hey hey, i m so handy
clean your gutters and mow the lawn