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While thugs are at the party bustin all ya lls asses, i don t pop 9 s, searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
That s why i pretend i don t know everyone s banging my wife, freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
I use the steps in the pool cause i m terrified to dive, broke the fuck out, never drank remy
Afraid of heights i m a-scared in the dark, never dealt crack
A pansy ass punk, now all you coward mother fuckers out there, i can t pop no gun and i can t fist fight
Because i just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown, i won t sit on the porch
I take off so fast i pop out my socks, unless i hear somebody knockin on my door, slumped out on the couch so no one can see
That s why i pretend i don t know everyone s banging my wife, my man the mayor Of, a straight up chicken shit
Because i just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown, when bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv Adam, runnin hidin
May-or-of-pus-sy-town, oh no here we go, i can t pop no gun and i can t fist fight
I did what i do best, i use the steps in the pool cause i m terrified to dive
I called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun, i don t want no trouble
I can t pop no gun and i can t fist fight, when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
I m more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble, that s why i pretend i don t know everyone s banging my wife
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
ya ll ain t seen shit yet
never drank remy
Naw i m just playin i don t fuckin change in there, i ll cry then run Mayor, just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
Had to suck off his whole high school, broke the fuck out
But did i stick up for myself no fuckin doubt, may-or-of-pus-sy-town
now all you coward mother fuckers out there
Straight into the ladies room, slippin slidin
runnin hidin
I walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park, oh no here we go
Freakin sneakin crawlin creepin, you gonna fuck with me Of, searchin for the sneakiest place to hide