I’ve got a new-found fangled fandango tango angle bang
And it keeps things curious, oh but it makes folks furious (ah it does)
It takes two part tango and a little tingle tangle tang
And two orangutans like me and you
I used to think that you were a tomboy
Hair like a bird’s nest, clothes so shoddy
Then I found you were a rhomboid
Not an oblesque bone in your body
So don’t mess around with my extemporangle fangle
Everybody’s entitled to a little existenstial rangle fangle bang (and perhaps
some tango)