Dear Dave
I like your band
There’s just one problem
Why do you have to play the guitar instead of the drums?
Don’t get me wrong
I like your songs
It’s just that you look better
And you play better behind the scales
And why did you cut your hair like that?
And grow a beard and mustache (mustache)
It doesn’t look good unless your long hair and clean-shaven face
Oh, please play the drums
Get the guitar, the price is okay
But you just have to scrap the guitar
Please play the drums
Like you did before
I love it when you play «Lithium» and «Heart-Shaped Box» with your hair flying
around