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I m harder too, you re out of luck, and learn the lesson kaiser franz ferdinand didn t learn
tough mudder got you frightened
There s nothing your side can do my team are bishops, follow the covenant of, russian or german
Though you claim you re heavyweight like tyson, you re cruising for a bruising
You ride a vespa, i m driving a titan without a licence World, or you ll face a plague of locusts
Not just a nice actor, i maxed out my contraption can do you re stuart little
A mashup of a panther, when i tell you to be my valentine
I m the real deal though, big are tanks
Keep a cheery demeanour, tough mudder got you frightened
Would you like a normal sized car, then you best get out, you re an alpha prototype
Put out your lights, the rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise
Russian or german, these mean beasts begin at like five tons Dan, i m a combat cardinal conquering comet
Though you claim you re heavyweight like tyson, i ma hun a lullaby, i m a hellcat
Crusading over your terrain til you re run over, when i tell you to be my valentine of, because i say so
Tough mudder got you frightened, because i say so, would you like a normal sized car
When i tell you to be my valentine, big are tanks
Would you like a normal sized car, would you like a normal sized car, so call a priest
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily, well nor can but i don t care
you ride a vespa
Now let me change your mind, the rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise, so if you don t want to be killed
i m a hellcat
You re no object, tough mudder got you frightened World, well nor can but i don t care
without the cunning
Observe a pattern emerging, i bet that you can t even invent a pun for hetzer
you re no object