It’s priceless when you say you have to work late
When we both know you’re at a motel
But here’s the thing that’s so much more depressing
Than the infidelity itself:
Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move more obvious than the one before it You know I always said that I would kill you
If I ever caught you stepping out
But now I see I did not know the half of What hatred and regret were all about
Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move more obvious than the one before it And I guess I could be bigger but I’d rather make you pay
Darling, you are so unoriginal
You’ll see that I can be so unorignal just like you