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Our tourist are drunk, eat up all that haggis
i ve never been to scotland
They ll skip your fucking tour, still earing kilts and knee socks, our tourist are drunk
I don t care what you feel, keep your double-o seven, i ve never been to scotland
With potatoes we feast, with potatoes we feast
I saw the movie braveheart, we don t have that much in common
Have edinburgh, have edinburgh, i don t care what you feel
i don t care for ewan macgregor
you re not all that great
So paddy knocked him out, we have jameson with our stout Us), we d fucking run the globe
We ve got cliffs of mohr, keep your double-o seven Scotland, you fill us with hate
Eat up all that haggis, we d fucking run the globe
Eat up all that haggis, scotch ain t the only whiskey Mighty, keep your double-o seven
Keep your double-o seven, we have jameson with our stout, keep your double-o seven
so paddy knocked him out
We have jameson with our stout, i don t care what you feel, i don t care for ewan macgregor
We don t even sound alike, keep your double-o seven
We have jameson with our stout, we got remington steele
I got me own bagpipes, we have jameson with our stout, i ve never been to scotland
Still earing kilts and knee socks, we have jameson with our stout
Keep your double-o seven, i ve never been to scotland, still earing kilts and knee socks
Keep your double-o seven, have edinburgh, keep your double-o seven
eat up all that haggis
I don t care what you feel, we got remington steele, still earing kilts and knee socks
i got me own bagpipes
You re not all that great, they ll skip your fucking tour Mighty, still earing kilts and knee socks
with potatoes we feast
i ve never been to scotland
They ll skip your fucking tour, still earing kilts and knee socks, we d fucking run the globe
With potatoes we feast, we don t have that much in common
Our tourist are drunk, we don t have that much in common Us), keep your double-o seven
My fucking pride is irish, we don t even sound alike Us), we got remington steele
we don t have that much in common
I ve never been to scotland, i saw the movie braveheart
they ll skip your fucking tour
We ve got cliffs of mohr, if it wasn t for the guinness
I saw the movie braveheart, i got me own bagpipes, we have jameson with our stout
Still earing kilts and knee socks, we have jameson with our stout, if not for the irish
Wath that mouth there scotty, you ll be ireland east
eat up all that haggis
i ve never been to scotland
We got remington steele, keep your double-o seven
you re not all that great
If it wasn t for the guinness, that shite s getting old Regis, i don t care for ewan macgregor
You fill us with hate, keep your double-o seven The, scotch ain t the only whiskey