Well I stole our billygoat from a clown
Then that clown chased us all around town
He chased us good and he chased us well
His favorite movie is the movie Nell
Well I taught my billygoat how to play soccer
Then he broke into some jock’s locker
I taught him how to write and I taught him how to read
Gave my little Billy everything that he could need
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Well my Billy Goat, he is this guy
Who watches Bill Nye the science guy
Or his favorite show, Magnum P. I
Billy really likes school, now that’s a lie
Here comes Billy and he looks mad
Guess it’s cause he never knew his Dad
His daddy was a country jammer
Cause he was raised in Alabama
Billy Goat!