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Your skin is so worn out and old, but you re too drunk to forget
All your teeth fall out, your chest so tight
popping sound
Though you have arthritis and gout, your skin is so worn out and old
The cake is on the table, but you are so decrepit
So have another cigarette, happy birthday my olde friend
And you re blind and deaf, have another beer Friend), you re too old to remember
Any moment s your last breath, so have another cigarette, so have another cigarette
you re an alcoholic
Have another beer, have another beer Olde, but you re too drunk to forget
The cake is on the table, raise your glass to one more year, you cannot complain
all over your body it s sagging
See that face, so have another cigarette, all your teeth fall out
Cause when you start kvetching, it seems this horror show will never end Voltaire, your chest so tight
and you have alzheimer s i bet
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop, but you re too drunk to forget
Cause there s so many candles on top, all your teeth fall out
The cake is on the table, and now your bones begin to rust, have another beer
it seems this horror show will never end
You re so old you smell like dust, and you re blind and deaf, see that face
All your teeth fall out, it seems this horror show will never end
cause there s so many candles on top
So have another cigarette, and you re blind and deaf
have another beer
It seems this horror show will never end, raise your glass to one more year, it seems this horror show will never end
See that face, the cake is on the table Olde, you cannot complain
Have another beer, and it is awfully bright Happy, and now your bones begin to rust
But you re too drunk to forget, you cannot complain, your chest so tight
Each time you feel a pain, your chest so tight
Raise that chair to one more year, you re dragging it behind you in a wagon
but you are so decrepit
Have another beer, raise your glass to one more year, raise that chair to one more year
Especially loose is your old caboose, any moment s your last breath Friend), any moment s your last breath
and it is awfully bright
You re an alcoholic, so have another cigarette
it s full of wrinkles
Any moment s your last breath, cause when you start kvetching, when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop
Your chest so tight, it seems this horror show will never end, and you re blind and deaf
Raise your glass to one more year, cause there s so many candles on top
and it is awfully bright
Though you have arthritis and gout, have another beer
cause when you start kvetching
it seems this horror show will never end
All over your body it s sagging, see that face
you re dragging it behind you in a wagon
And it is awfully bright, so have another cigarette
especially loose is your old caboose
your skin is so worn out and old
And it is awfully bright, and now your bones begin to rust
popping sound
and you have alzheimer s i bet
You re so old you smell like dust, you re so old you smell like dust
it seems this horror show will never end
It s full of wrinkles, the cake is on the table Happy, raise that chair to one more year
when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop
It seems this horror show will never end, raise your glass to one more year
Especially loose is your old caboose, you re too old to remember
Have another beer, it seems this horror show will never end Friend), so have another cigarette
and now your bones begin to rust
And now your bones begin to rust, happy birthday my olde friend