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suppose to be a life of ease
women walkin round in tights
she s gonna find herself alone
Miss that smell of fertilizer, miss that smell of fertilizer
Wears that girdle to darned tight, she s gonna find herself alone
My what i do to please the spouse, i want to go back to the farm
I m a little older but a whole lot wiser, moved to town just to please my wife, guess i m just a little hard to please
Talkin about puttin the neighbors on, momma don t fix them black-eyed peas
women walkin round in tights
Ain t allowed to whittle with my pocket knife, suppose to be a life of ease
Gonna learn to play bridge tonight, i want to go back to the farm, that we had back on the farm
they won t speak
Moved to town just to please my wife, can t wear overalls no more, miss the boys from the general store
i even miss the chigger bites
Women walkin round in tights, they won t speak Back, ain t allowed to whittle with my pocket knife
i used to get on the farm
Sure weren t like that on the farm, women walkin round in tights
my that wife of mine is a sight
That we had back on the farm, i was a man now i feel like a mouse, talkin about puttin the neighbors on
Guess i m just a little hard to please, my widfe calls me a cheap old miser, city carpets all over the floor
suppose to be a life of ease
Talkin about puttin the neighbors on, i was a man now i feel like a mouse Farm, she just jabbers on the phone
My what i do to please the spouse, i was a man now i feel like a mouse
my widfe calls me a cheap old miser
Comes in a bottle right to the door, i don t care for city life
gotta take a bath at least once a week
I was a man now i feel like a mouse, i want to go back to the farm
You know i ain t had a saddle sore, i m a little older but a whole lot wiser
gotta take a bath at least once a week
City carpets all over the floor, my what i do to please the spouse
Talkin about puttin the neighbors on, i don t care for city life
Bathroom built right inside the house, that we had back on the farm, ain t allowed to whittle with my pocket knife
City carpets all over the floor, my what i do to please the spouse
I want to go back to the farm, can t wear overalls no more Walter, you know i ain t had a saddle sore
don t get milk from cows no more
Comes in a bottle right to the door, ain t like it was on the farm, cause i m headin back to the farm
I even miss the chigger bites, my widfe calls me a cheap old miser, talkin about puttin the neighbors on
I was a man now i feel like a mouse, i m a little older but a whole lot wiser
That we had back on the farm, they won t speak, miss the boys from the general store
fancy restaurants
ain t like it was on the farm
Moved to town just to please my wife, my widfe calls me a cheap old miser
miss the boys from the general store
I m a little older but a whole lot wiser, ain t allowed to whittle with my pocket knife, gonna learn to play bridge tonight
i want to go back to the farm
Moved to town just to please my wife, since i left my home on the farm
fancy restaurants
i was a man now i feel like a mouse
Ain t allowed to whittle with my pocket knife, i was a man now i feel like a mouse Back, that we had back on the farm
Suppose to be a life of ease, moved to town just to please my wife
Guess i m just a little hard to please, i want to go back to the farm