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flab slab was randall s primary
that name you hated
one day instead of playing outside
Fighting machine, he said my moniker s an honor to me, kids gathered round like they do when a fight occurs
and call him the name that made him feel deep shame and depressed
and after one page he was hooked
you ll see it s the initials of
From randall, know what you stand for, he asked mom and pops a question
you re his victim
The nastiest kid in the sixth grade, fighting machine, and as calm as could be
And it was quite scary, you re his victim
when he got home
Weeks passed, fighting lessons and battle skills Sherwin, he d never shown any interests in sports before
show em what you stand for
He would roll up on him at recess, flab slab stood there dominantly
he asked mom and pops a question
it s time to go play
flab slab trudged glumly to the lib
And had an idea that sent his head spinning, and as calm as could be
flab slab biding his time
But they said, he devoured it in a single sitting
He devoured it in a single sitting, float like a butterfly, one day instead of playing outside
Fighting machine, float like a butterfly, yes of course
How would we define that, frightened little awkward boy
Frightened little awkward boy, flab thought of the things he had learned
He said my moniker s an honor to me, flab slab stood there dominantly, bookish little guy
Randall was a goner, and so we re finished
And just holed up in the library, weeks passed
and ding ding ding
Fighting lessons and battle skills, he stopped going out to the playground
Mocked his supposed obeseness, know what you stand for, he stopped going out to the playground
He just learned the basics of how to throw a punch, how would we define that, what do you stand for
Flab slab trudged glumly to the lib, when the teacher said Zach, as he went and he read quietly by a tree
And ding ding ding, once there was a boy, flab slab biding his time