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So please don t point and stare, so please don t point and stare
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch, jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool
but that s just perfect for an amish like me you know i shun fancy things like electricity
It s as primitive as can be we been spending most our lives, there s no phone Amish, living in an amish paradise
I really look good in black fool, we re just technologically impaired
Hitchin up the buggy, i really look good in black fool, at 4 30 in the morning i m milkin cows
Living in an amish paradise, we don t fight
I just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, living in an amish paradise
we all play nice
Then tonight we re gonna party like it s 1699, we sell quilts at a discount price
i m into discipline
I really don t care, you ll be bored to tears, we haven t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
As i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain, think you re pure in heart Al", i might have to get medieval on your heinie
Hitchin up the buggy, raised a barn on monday, i m the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
so don t be vain and don t be whiny
There s no time for sin and vice, like robinson caruso
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh, we been spending most our lives, as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain
we sell quilts at a discount price
I ve churned butter once or twice, but i ain t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it an amish with a tude
Cause i ll be laughing my head off when he s burning in hell, like robinson caruso
I really look good in black fool, but you d probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise, soon i ll raise anutter Amish, in fact i wish him well
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife, i m into discipline
Living in an amish paradise, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin, there s no cops or traffic lights
living in an amish paradise
living in an amish paradise
We haven t even paid the phone bill in 300 years, living in an amish paradise
a local boy kicked me in the butt last week
we re all crazy mennonites
I ve churned butter once or twice, you know that s unheard of i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat
on my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
Not a single luxury, living in an amish paradise, so don t be vain and don t be whiny
then tonight we re gonna party like it s 1699
Living in an amish paradise, i ve churned butter once or twice Al", think you re really righteous
not a single luxury
living in an amish paradise
We all play nice, i might have to get medieval on your heinie
we re just technologically impaired
We all play nice, but we ain t really quaint
But you d probably think it bites, i know i m a million time as humble as thou art, living in an amish paradise
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch
If you come to visit, a local boy kicked me in the butt last week
Think you re really righteous, but you d probably think it bites
You ll be bored to tears, if you come to visit