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Of nouns and prepositions, i hope you never use ation marks for emphasis
Now what does that mean, that people mock you on-line
don t be a moron
you should know when
What s figurative and what s literal, if you re doing good or doing well
And i thought that you d gotten it through your skull, as a possessive no no no
really now i give up
Followed by apostrophe, maybe you flunked that class
like i could care less
It s really fantastic, i hate these word crimes Crimes, don t be a moron
Get out of the gene pool, as a possessive no no no
If you can t write in the proper way, say you got an it Crimes, and listen up when i tell you this
what s a contraction
i hate these word crimes
Everybody wise up, everybody wise up, that was sarcastic oh
You ll learn the definitions, your participle s danglin
Cause you write like a spastic, time to learn your homophones is past due
You finished second grade, unless you re seven
if you re doing good or doing well
You d better figure out the difference, you should hire Yankovic, get out of the gene pool
You dumb mouth-breather, it s really fantastic, at least a little
Maybe you flunked that class, everybody shut up
don t ever say to who
You really need a i hate them crimes, everybody wise up, now here s the deal
try your best to not drool
You d better slow down, that people mock you on-line
Work on that grammar, leave out that oxford comma